The other night I stopped by a local Target to buy a friggin floor lamp and a vacuum bag. Before I even got into the store, I almost got hit by four soccer moms driving gas guzzlin SUV's. Stupid bitches don't know what a Stop sign and a cross walk are.

Anyway, I walked in and picked up the floor lamp and the vacuum bag. I payed for it, started headin towards the exit and then BAM! Two bald headed security guards stopped me. They were real pricks. I mean, these guys tried to be hardcore like the main character from The Shield. They told me to hand over the vacuum bag that I supposedly shop lifted.
I showed them my reciept and what I purchased. Then they claimed I stuffed one in my pants. I mean seriously, of all the things I could have stole in Target why the fuck would I steal a vacuum bag?
After a while of them talkin to each other, they realized they made a mistake. They didn't apologize or anything. So in a polite and calm manner I told them to go fuck themselves. Literally I said 'Go fuck yourself' in this laid back, polite, chill tone. It must be the zen in my asian blood or somethin but hey it made me feel better.

So in conclusion, Target sucks. Because of this one story? I got a bunch more that I'm too lazy to write about right now. Peace out bitches and hoes.