I hate the game Halo (including Halo 2). I absolutely hate the game(s). I just can't understand why people get all orgasmic
when one even mentions the game. Halo is the most overrated game ever made. It is just a blatant rip off of Golden Eye for
the N64 and Aliens Vs Predator.
Golden Eye did everything Halo did, for example you got vehicles, dual wield weapons, shoot up your friends in a death
match etc. Ok, so you can't throw grenades in GE, but who the fuck cares? Halo is still Golden Eye.
Great another human vs aliens type of game. You got your human who's named Master Chief... ? What kind of unoriginal
name is Master-Chief? Why not call him Leader-President? Or how bout Leader-King? The graphics aren't even that great, they
just seem too bland and just weak. It's as if the developers spent most of their efforts making the Leader-King guy looking
like a bastard child of a transformer and a green mercedes benz. I mean look at the other character models, its as if the
developers went, 'Oh we don't have to worry about the other marines and human characters, everyone would jackoff to the Leader-King
guy so much they won't even notice anyone else.'
You got your hi-tech aliens (the Covenant) and your savage aliens (the Brood). Wow, that's so original... I don't think
I've ever heard of such an original idea. I need to shit my pants.
The only decent thing in the Halo series is the music, I mean you got Steve Vai dishin out awesome guitar licks with
that awesome monk chant or whatever.
Here is my theory on why Halo was overrated. Eversince Golden Eye for the N64 there hasn't been a decent console shooter
since. I mean you got shit games like Syphon Filter, and Resident Evil Dead Aim comin out for the Playstation. When the Xbox
hit Halo was the only DECENT FPS to come out on the console in years.
Overall here is my review of Halo and Halo 2
Graphics- 5 out of 10.
Just because Leader-President guy looks like a japanese anime robot man hybrid, doesn't mean the game has good graphics.
Gameplay- 5 out of 10
Theres some decent multiplayer fraggin goin on. But if you got a decent PC get Counter-Strike or Half Life (maybe even
HL2) or FarCry. Single player is a joke.
Sound- 7 out of 10 only because of Steve Vai and the monk chants
Story- 1 out of 10
Aliens vs humans vs savage aliens... wow original I need to smack my left nut till it turns blue.
Controls- 8 out of 10
The game controls are nice, but it also means you can just hold down the trigger at an enemy and every bullet will hit
him unless you are some sort of retarded crack head. In Halo 2 you got recoil, but the gun just recoil upwards until you run
out of ammo... weak...
Overall- 5 out of 10
OVERRATED
